August 15, 2007

Nut Case Sues Michael Vick

Filed under: Humor, NFL — Drew @ 3:39 pm


Michael Vick

Talk about kicking someone when they’re down. Well according to a story posted on the Fox News website, a SC inmate is suing Michael Vick for $63 Billion dollars. Yes, that is correct. $63 Billion. Wait. It gets better. Well the inmate, Jonathan Lee Riches, filed the handwritten complaint on July 23. The highlights of the complaint are:

  1. Vick is accused of stealing two dogs for this guy and selling them on ebay.
  2. The proceeds were used to buy missiles from Iran.
  3. Vick is a member of Al Qaeda.
  4. Riches wants the $63 Billion “backed by gold and silver” and delivered to the gates of his correctional facility.

If SC didn’t already have enough of a bad intellectual reputation, here comes Mr. Richie to add fuel to the fire. I hope this guy is just serving time in SC and not a product of the SC educational system. LOL.

I don’t what is more funny. The fact that he filed this complaint or the fact that the complaint was official accepted and processed. Well, Vick you’ll be 1 for 2 in your recent run-ins with the law.